It's that time of year. The time that is a psychic's wet dream. A time to trot out all their prognostication skills and show you that they really do know what the hell they are talking about.
I maintain that there is no great skill to predicting the future, it is simply a matter of understanding human nature and not giving the average person super human abilities (like the ability to do the right thing for the right reasons.)
So... I am about to make a few predictions of my own.
I predict that a major world leader is going to do something monumentally stupid in the next year (hell – I could probably predict this will happen in the next month, week or hour!)
I predict that a lot of people are going to do a lot of bad things for a lot of bad reasons (most notably to make even more money that they can spend on stuff they don't need). I predict that many of them will get caught, a few will be punished and most will not because most of us don't care any more.
I predict that at least one of the year end highlights for the news will involve a celebrity doing something stupid (which includes getting married or divorced).
I predict that the top Google and Yahoo searches for 2007 will be about a celebrity of some calibre, and I'm shuddering thinking that the percentages favour Paris Hilton.
I predict that Bill Gates' uber-generous forays into philanthropy will inspire (or perhaps guilt... I'm good with either) other people into giving more. It would be nice if that generosity was anonymous, but I suspect that it will not be... I can live with that.
I predict that despite all the weird weather we have had this year the mini-van and SUV will still top the growth in vehicle sales in North America, while Europe will continue to be more sensible in their choices.
I predict that someone will bring an automatic or semi-automatic weapon into a public institution at least once this year and begin shooting, and I also predict that the NRA will be on air, on CNN ,within hours defending the right to bear arms, despite the fact that this was never what the founding fathers of the USA had in mind.
I predict that right now a child is being born who will never see a computer, never have a bank account and never own a home. This child will never learn to read, and never have the opportunity to do more than worry about where his next meal will come from, if he survives being born at all.
I predict that right now a child is being born who will have all the things the other child will never have, and I hope that she will know about the first child and do more than donate a dollar a day to change the inequities in the world.
I predict that things will happen this year that none of us could ever predict and I hope it is something wondrous, awe inspiring and that brings us all a little closer to each other and a better world.
It's easy to predict the bad stuff, because human nature is in fact very predictable. I would love to be surprised, and have none of my negative predictions come true. But I predict that I won't be surprised at all.